UCS: telling my Aunt to add seasoningUCR: Velma feeling ashamed and insultedNS: Me about to take a biteCS: Me about to take a biteCR: Velma feeling ashamed and insulted
This year, I will help Aunt Velna cook and will classically condition my Aunt from sharing embarrassing stories about her daughter by stating digs at her food when she starts talking about my cousin
Mhmm...you know what, these green beans could use some salt and pepper
Ah I love this fall weather...however, your cousin still decides to wear the skimpiest crop-tops and tightest jeans
Wow, that is devastating!
A touch of cardamom and lemon zest would be useful additions to the cranberry sauce
That's great, Aunt Velna
The casserole could use some nutmeg
I repeat this multiple times to reinforce the conditioned response:
I started doing zumba at the community center
I caught her smoking a doobie
I've caught her hooking up 3 times
I can't believe those dems kept the Senate.
...the McDaniel clan was able to finally have a (somewhat) happy Thanksgiving!
And so she, she...is actually doing quite well. In other news, I have a new boyfriend. He's my pool boy...