Well, actually that's not how it works... See I'm a civil lawyer, the type of lawyer that deals with business between two people, like neighbours... Heh!
That ain't fair! Sue Anne only got a civil lawyer and I got a criminal lawyer.
Well, you see, I also filed a complaint on you! I could hear you and your little party from miles away, so you will be getting the same punishment as me! HA! DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YOU?!
And I'm a criminal lawyer, great for handling thieves and murderers, yknow, people like you...
Well, Sue Anne, the reason why you only got a civil lawyer is because a civil law case is handled when two people have a matter which only influences them. Civil cases are controlled by the South Australian government. You have a civil law case because you were having a party and you were too loud, and Donald has reported you.
Well, Donald, the reason why you got a criminal lawyer is because you stole something from someone, and criminal law cases is a situation in which a person is seen as a threat to the community. That means the person has stolen, murdered, or physically assaulted. You have a criminal law case because you stole something from woman’s name. In order for this case to be a fair trial, there must be witnesses, different points of view, and all laws applicable.
Mr. Donald Bob Trump. I sentence you to 10 years in prison.