Working in Audit and Compliance in the Gaming Industry
Regulation 13.5(a): Daily, Casino Finance staff eat a bag of Doritos
Okay, Great
External Auditors
Daily, Do Casino finance Staff eat a bag of Doritos?
Yes
State Regulators
Okay, Great. Show me your tax return.
Daily, Do Casino finance Staff eat a bag of Doritos?
Yes
Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese? And did Casino Finance test them to make sure they had correct salt Ratios? And what evidence is there that the Doritos even exist?
Here's a signed audit program and a picture of the empty bag. Nowhere in the regulation does it say what flavor of Doritos to eat. We ate Nacho Cheese because it provides the most value to our taste buds. We did not test salt ratios as there is no requirement to do so. Please leave me alone now.
Nevada Internal Auditors
Daily, Do Casino finance Staff eat a bag of Doritos?
Yes
Non-Nevada Internal Auditors
But I like Fritos. You should eat Fritos instead
I'm issuing you an audit finding for not eating Fritos
Regulation 13.5(a) clearly says to eat Doritos
Daily, Do Casino finance Staff eat a bag of Fritos?
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