Yup, I sure won my election with no shortcuts. Never once did I consider paying some people to break in the Watergate Complex, so they could wire tap the phones and take photos of campaign documentation. Just got to remember... deny, deny, deny.
Who would have known breaking in the Watergate complex would be so easy? Good thing I ducked taped the door open. With this money, I'll save my marriage. "How, exactly, did I think having an affair would help my marriage?" OH... I got to shut up... I hear foot steps....
Put your hands in the air...you have the right to remain silent.
Huh.. they weren't here stealing anything. The perp had a camera with him, and from the looks of it was taking photos of campaign documentation. Also listening devices have been found implanted in the phones.
A bag loaded with cash was also found; we are gonna follow the money trial and see who is responsible for this, and how deed this goes.
I didn't commit such crimes, and further deny or confirm any involvement on my part. Furthermore, I resign position as president of the United States.
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