Hey there! My name is Red. I'm a straight A student athlete who goes to church every sunday with my big happy family.
Either I go pro and get drafted in the NFL or be a lawyer like my dad. Anything less is unacceptable.
Well, that's pretty much all you need to know about me.
i've got my whole life planned out for me since I was little.
Sup fam? I'm Blue. Though technically, I'm black. My parents couldn't think of a better name to give to me so they named me after the color of the failed birth-control pill my momma took.
Sesame St.
Some people live in big-ass mansions, I live in the moment. A'ight, ya'll know errthing there is to know 'bout me so SCRAM.
I got me an old studio type which used to be a meth lab; livin off of a crappy salary from workin at dairy queen. Ain't nothin wrong wit dat.
Ya'll are prolly expectin a room filled with all kinds of crap that's blue. Well, life is full of disappointments so you better get used to it. Ya feel me?