Christianity v. Ashleigh
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- What Would God Think?
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- Did you guys have fun yelling at women for their mammograms today?
- What Would God Think?
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- Brooke you're so stupid! Planned Parenthood is only for abortions!
- What's a mammogram?
- What Would God Think?
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- Oh my God Amina, are you okay?
- I'm scared, my period is two weeks late and I haven't taken a test but...
- Jesus Christ Ashleigh can you slow down?
- But what?? What? Are you going to have an abortion?? You're so stupid? Have you ever read the Bible?
- What? Did Jesus tell you that?
- Well Amina should not have been doing anything like that in the first place! I'm not in the wrong here.
- Well it is in the bible!
- You do realize not everyone is Christian, right?
- It doesn't matter! You guys are my roommates, I would do the same for you!
- Oh yeah? What about Mikayla? She's Muslim and you still eat pork!
- That's so much different! And I could easily give up pork anyways!
- No, you just want to force your religion on everyone but can't respect anyone else's.
- Not True!!
- Okay, let's make a bet. You don't eat pork for a week to respect Mikayla's religion and I'll go to one of your "Pro-Lifey" protests with you.
- You need to take the bet Ashleigh, we could really use the diversity.
- Deal.
- I don't even think Kenzie knows bacon is made out of pork!
- Geez those girls are so stupid.
- Ashleigh and Kenzie Adventures Throughout the Week:
- Forget church, I need a nap.
- Oh S*%#, don't we have church?
- Amazing actually, we already have a plan for what protest you're going to...
- Hey girls, how was your week?
- I don't know if you noticed but, that eggs benedict you posted on Insta yesterday had a slice of ham on it
- I didn't know she followed us on Instagram
- This week you've gossiped, skipped church, consumed alcohol, committed sexual acts, and sinned in so many other ways I won't get into
- Matter of fact, your pork consumption wasn't the only problem this week...
- You're so immature Brooke! I don't even care about Mikayla or Muslimanity or whatever she practices. You guys are just jealous and want to attack me because of it!
- Let's go Kenzie!
- Whatever, we don't need them anyways
- Abortion is Murder!
- Baby Killer!!
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