Luke's Adventure
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- Hey Luke, boss wants to see you in his office...
- Zzzz...Hm....I can't wait to start my first day at Bungie!..zzz
- I can't wait to meet my new team.
- I can't wait to play video games...I mean recruit for work!
- Without his trusted co-pilot Sarah Davis, Luke mistyped the Bungie address into his phone. 550 and 505 are basically the same address, right?
- 505 106th Ave NE, here I come!
- Bungee
- I guess they're waiting for the Playstation merger to upgrade their office.
- At the entrance to Bungee, Luke wonders if this is why the job posting said, remote.
- To Halo Infinite and beyond!
- Bungee
- Luke channeled his inner Chris Traeger and determined the misspelled sign was a harmless mistake. It couldn't possibly be a transdimensional gateway...
- Ah! What's happening!?
- Greetings, Luke! I am the Ancient One, but you may remember me as Kim in your universe.
- Kim! How is this possible? Where am I?
- Kim explained to Luke how he was unable to return to his reality and his earth until he completed a series of challenges befitting a seasoned UGA staff member.
- I will serve as your guide along the way as I have for many years and for many travelers.
- You must navigate the interactive virtual tour that was your past 6 years at SPU. Beware, things will not be as they seem as Earth 616 is different from your earth.
- I must warn you, if you fail these challenges you will be eternally trapped here until you brain deteriorates into an unrecognizable Slate-of-Mind. Are you ready to begin?
- Then, when you are ready, open the door to your destiny.
- Kim, I. Was. Born. For. This.
- “Be an opener of doors for such as come after thee.”
- The door would lead Luke to encounters with other versions of his familiar, former colleagues .
- What? No knock knock joke?
- Is that all you've got???
- Other Kennedy demanded to see who could beat the newest indie Switch game first.
- Against Other Aly, he scored an impressive hat trick...
- FOR THE TIMBERS!
- I would love to get paid to sleep.It would be a dream job.
- ... and bested Other Anthony in a Dad Joke Off....
- What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated
- before routing Other Stephen and Other Hadley in a competition of What Does the Animal Say (which Luke obviously dominated).
- Moo!
- Neigh!
- Great! Now what does a tarantula say?
- Luke then slayed Other Kat in many a Survivor Challenge...
- ...and whipped up superior culinary delights to the chagrin of Alternate Michelle, Pierce, and Erica...
- I came in like a wreeeecking baaaaaaall
- ...and even slayed Other Tyanna and Other Vise in a Vocal Showdown Sensation!
- All that Other Kim and Lisa wanted in Luke's penultimate challenge was a good travel story over a spot of tea.
- Inklings Cafe
- Luke was happy to oblige.
- Finally, the Final Showdown: a Slate Query Quompetition against Ineliz the Query Queen herself!
- That's it, said the Query Queen when Luke designed the most perfect query ever seen. I'm going to Disney World.
- Suddenly, Luke was transported back to a different room, where his Guide was waiting for him
- Congratulations, Luke! You have indeed proven yourself worthy.
- Aw shucks, it was fun!
- Nonetheless, there are other important matters at hand for you to accomplish today...
- And again Luke was whisked away, this time to...
- BUNGiE, Inc.
- The real Bungie! I made it-- and still on-time for my first day!
- Eek! I can't believe this is my life! First day at Bungie!
- Luke logs onto his brand new company provided Surface, but before he can join his onboarding meeting...
- To be continued...
- Luke, some guy named Dereck Kamwesa called. SPU needs someone from Bungie to come for a career fair. I'm sending you as Dereck was quite specific in his requests. SPU needs one of the most loved UGA members of all time for this assignment.
- Sound good?
- We love you, Luke!
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