"he told them the Ice Age was really justthe Chilly Age, a period of a million yearswhen everyone had to wear sweaters."
"The War of the Roses took place in a garden"
"And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,named after the long driveways of the time."
The Ice Age was a period in time where polar expansion and growth of large ice sheets took over the earth. The large glaciers that took over reformed the Earth from erosion.
"he told them the Ice Age was really justthe Chilly Age, a period of a million yearswhen everyone had to wear sweaters."
Everyone wore sweaters!
The War of the Roses was a series of civil wars for the throne of England, fought between the House of York and the House of Lancaster.
"The War of the Roses took place in a garden"
The Stone Age was a period in time where advancements were being made, and the primitive times called for humans to use stone tools to get by.
"And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,named after the long driveways of the time."
The teacher described it as just a "chilly period", where people just had to wear sweaters all the time.
The teacher described this event as just a measly fight, taken place in a garden of roses.
The teacher described the Stone Age as a sort of stage of evolution for driveways throughout time, a precursor to the "Gravel Age."