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The Valentine Shaped Honeymoon Special
Make sure to call 317-852-9677 to get more details and be on your way to buying a waterbed today!
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Ah...The Million Hand Massage, my most popular model in the shop! The bed is covered with comfortable black satin sheets that feels as is you were on a cloud! On the headboard it has built-in lava lamps! You are able to change the colors and sleeps with vibrations so comfy that you might start to question yourself if you are actually sleeping on Jell-O! The price right now is $520.00, but you get 50% off! Isn't that just an awesome deal?
The Valentine Shaped Honeymoon Special is the best and lovely bed, in it it has dynamic stabilizers to stop wave motion! With this included it will make you have a good sleep and rest in peace without any worries at all! It is selling at $420.25 and you get a 25% off discount! *All beds mentioned on this ad are 6 feet tall so be sure to be 6 feet!*
Come to my shop whenever you can to purchase any waterbed of your choice in exchange for pleasure, comfort and relaxation, oh and one more thing, While you can make sure to untie me...please! Help!