Crusty's Waterbed Palace, where you can Rest In Peace!
Crusty's Waterbed Palace
Welcome to Crusty's Waterbed Palace ! Where all beds are to die for, literally!
The Queen-size, King-size and Emperor-of-the-universe size!
We have so many beds but First let me show you these 3 beds. Each bed is unique for our special customers, they are made of different kinds of wood, sheets and have various patterns you will LOVE and ADORE!
The Safari Deluxe!
Now now, I most certainly will not harm any of my customers, but between us lets say that this customer wasn't on their best attitude here!One of our most creative and comfortable beds is the Safari Deluxe! Let me tell you all about it!
Let me out of here! Don't pay attention to him or he will do the same to you!
Here at crusty's waterbed palace we have the most entitled beds in the whole world, and we care about helping our customers pick their favorite waterbeds!
The Million hand massage
Firstly, The one on the top right is the queen size bed for only $260.00, Second, on our top left is the King size bed for $385.00. Lastly on the bottom is the emperor of the universe size and is $495.00! it is humongous, you could fit up to 500 cute puppies on here! Anyways, all these beds have one thing in common, they all have a 35% discount!
The Valentine Shaped Honeymoon Special
Release me at once Percy jackson! Don't worry...this is um...all part of the commercial! Meanwhile, why don't we talk about the Valentine Shaped Honeymoon Special
The Safari Deluxe has teakwood lions carved onto it and a leopard patterned comforter, It is at the price of $499.00 although you get a sale of "buy 1 get 1 free!" All sales are final!
Make sure to call 317-856-9476 for more details on your way to buying a waterbed today!
Ah...The Million Hand Massage, my most popular model in the shop! This bed is covered with comfortable black satin sheets that feel as if you were on a cloud! On the headboard it has Built-in lava lamps! You are able to change the colors and sleep with vibrations so comfy that you may be questioning yourself if you are actually sleeping on jell-O! The price right now is $520.00, but you get 50% off!
Stop Yelling can't you see I'm filming a commercial.... Um..you didn't see that!
He-e-y Get m-e out o-f he-e-re! N-not c-c-cool, N-not c-c-cool a-at all!