Sir knight! Bring me my daughter back from the evil tower of the wizard Melvin!
Yes, your majesty.
The Wonderful Adventures of the Human and the Halfling
Yes! I'm a halfling! Haven't you ever seen one of us, we're quite global! My name is Osborn Goodbarrel. What's your name? I'm lost in this enigma of mountains. Are you lost too? Maybe we're lost together!
What is this illusion? Are you really that small?
My name is Thoren Ironfist. I'm on a quest for the king. And no, I'm not lost because I have a map. Don't you?
I did have a map until I lost it. That doesn't matter though. What matters is you letting me travel with you and your map. Please let me come with you, please!
Infuriated, King Elfrin has just recently ordered a knight named Thoren Ironfist off on a journey to save the king's daughter, kidnapped by the evil wizard Melvin.
While in the rough terrain of the Loran Mountains, Thoren came upon a strange and unusual person who barraged him with questions so fast they were incomprehensible.
Thoren soon finds out that halflings are quite talkative, and Osborn finds out that Thoren has a map and his key out of the mountains. The two afterwards set off, Osborn not knowing where they're going and Thoren wondering how much more diversity there was in the world he didn't know about.