UMMMM, WHO DO THESE PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE. I AM LITERALLY THE LIFE OF THE PARTY AND THEY DECIDED TO LEAVE ME OUT. BUT I'LL TEACH THEM, LET'S SEE WHAT THEY'LL DO FOR A GOLDEN APPLE
Paris, Athena, Hera and Aphrodite get ya'll's butt's in here. Alright, so here I have this golden apple, and Paris will choose to give it to one of ya'll depending on what ya'll have to offer him.
Alright girls let's see what ya'll have for me!
Ouuu, Aphrodite did you just say you'll make Helen, the most beautiful girl on Earth, my wife. Girl you just got yourself a golden apple.
Ohhhh, well I can give you victory in war
Pffft, gurll com'n, don't waste this poor man's time. I'll make you the ruler of the world if you choose me
Gurllll pleasee, that's not even worth it. I'll give you the most beautiful woman in the world as your wife
Helen come here my beautiful wife. Are you ready to go home, back in Troy.
Well I don't really think you have an option. I was promised the most beautiful women as my wife and I choose you. So, now you have no choice but to come home with me. PERIOD!
What? NO, are you crazy. I already have a loving husband. I don't want to go with you. I'm happy here!!!!