Gold Diggers
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- He - He - Hey
- omg , why are you stuttering ! ew
- Why don't women want me like they used to
- Once Upon a Time there was a man named Tom. He's 36, riped, has a great personality, but somehow has a hard time finding a woman to settle down with. He does everything to attrack women they just seem to ignore him or friend zone him.
- As usual, Tom woke up early at the crack of dawn to go on his daily walk. He greeted everyone on the sidewalk per usual. This day was jus like any other day. Until, he saw the most bueatiful woman he had ever seen. He was trying to greet her like he did everyone else but all he could do was stare.
- IS THAT YOUR CAR
- Hi, can I get your number
- Yes, how about I take both of you out on the same day
- He thought to himself, '' Im in great shape, has a great personality, and is somewhat good looking; why don't women see me. Are they intimidated by me'', he thought. He was sick and tired of being single, so he started thinking about things he could do to make him more attractive to women. He statred wearing tighter shirts, hit the gym more even ate healthier, and that did nothing. Tom was becoming restless.
- Tom realized that only something flashy would get him the women he wanted. He started shopping at name brand stores eating out at expensive places to take notes of all the men who seemed to get the pretiest women. He realized that the guys with flashier cars got more women because they sood out more, so Tom knew what he had to do. Tom spent all of his savings a red 2022 ferrari 296 gtb. As soon as he left the lot he noticed diffrences.
- Tom went to the mall to put his new car up to the test. As soon as Tom pulled into the mall parking lot, he reved the engine up, so everyone could look. The women were standing there in shock with their jaws dropped, in awe at Toms new car. When he got out of the car the women swarmed him with questions. Tom was so happy, he was finally getting all of the attention he longed for. From then on, Tom went to the mall every weekend just for the women.
- Tom was so excited to get up on Saturdays, to put on his new all name brand outfit, and to show off his car. ''This weekend was going to be the best'', he thought. Tom was oblivious to the fact that he was missing rent, car and gym memership payments. To his surprise, when he walked out of the mall, his car was getting towed; now he had no way home. None of the women who were idolizing him for his car would take him home, they would just look at him in disgust. So, he walked home just to see that he had been evicted. Tom his rock bottom jus becuase of his lack of attention from women.
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