Adventures of Joe Biden
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- MEET JOE BIDEN!
- A man of mystery, Joe Biden has the exact same name and profession as a different Joe Biden, who happens to be the President of the United States. Joe Biden supposedly ran headfirst into the Large Hadron Collider, causing his genes to mutate and give him the power of super speed. Very little else is known about him.
- I want to create good-paying, union jobs to build a modern and sustainable infrastructure, deliver an equitable clean energy future, and put the United States on a path to achieve net-zero emissions, economy-wide, by no later than 2050.
- Biden's DNA for his myosin protein was altered, with just one piece removed from a codon. However, this meant that not only would the acid for that codon be different, every acid after it would as well! This one change granted Joe Biden the power of super speed!
- When Joe Biden ran into the Large Hadron Collider, something within him seemed to change...His DNA had mutated!
- Biden uses his super speed to forcefully apprehend those he believes to be preventing him from achieving his goals for the United States. By "apprehend", I mean murder, and by "preventing him from achieving his goals", I mean people he doesn't really like. Naturally, the law has constantly been on his tail about this, but his super speed means he can easily avoid capture. However, since they believe he is other Joe Biden, he has become the target of the law. Only time will tell if superhero Biden gets stopped.
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