Hey man wake up and go get some coffee before you get caught sleeping on the job.
OH NO! Not again! I can't work like this, I need coffee!
People don't know how to use the coffee pot here! It's always overflowing or it is so black it tastes like you're eating coffee grounds, no one ever refills it when it's emply and we're always out of creamer!
You know, you're right! I haven't had a good cup of coffee here in a long time either. What do you suggest we do?
Why don't we get a Keurig machine like the other companies have? It takes less time to prepare, you always know how it's going to taste, they already come flavored and there's no mess!
That's a great idea! I like the way you think kid.
I'm going to invest some of our budget into a Keurig Coffee Maker. I need my employees awake, on their toes and ready to work hard at all times. This is more cost effective in the long run and happy employees produce more work and more work means more profit!