I'm battling on Macedonia & I am beating everyone! I LOVE WAR!
RUN! HE WILL KILL US ALL!
BROTHER ARES! STOP ATTACKING!
ARES HAS FAINTED BY A MAGIC ROCK! WE HAVE WON!!!
One day, as usual, Ares went to battle against the Greeks and of course, Ares was beating the whole Greek Army. He laughed in the joy at the bloodshed.
Athena, the Greek god of wisdom, wondered why the Greek god Ares would battle his own Greek fellows. She got very annoyed at Ares's obsession with war and bloodshed. She threw a rock from heaven directly to Ares's head.
Ares fainted out cold. Ares never knew how or who made him faint. Ares later woke up only to know that Greeks had won. A rumor of a magic rock attacking Ares has started around town but no one believed the rumor except for...
Heaven
Only 2 young brothers believed this rumor. They were owners of farmland which is also the usual ground for many wars/battles. They were annoyed that the wars made the farmland unavailable to grow crops. They believed the rumor so much that they collected multiple rocks and hoped they got at least one magical rock.
One day, Ares walked on that battleground (farmland). They quickly decided to take advantage and they threw a rock at Ares. They hoped the rock was a magical rock so Ares doesn't get suspicious of what happened. Of course, it was a magical rock, so Ares got knocked out cold once again. The brothers put Ares into a HUGE vase and plugged it tight. Ares was stuck in that vase for a very very long time.
The brothers were so relieved that there was no more war and that their crops started to flourish. Ares was STILL stuck in the vase UNTIL his brother, the messenger god, Hermes found out. Hermes rescued Ares and got to know about what happened.