Pussy Juice
Storyboard Description
A new health drink is advertised
Storyboard Text
- I was like KOBE!
- You hungry or thirsty? Yo, D!
- Huh? What do you have?
- Want some chicken?
- Ew, NO! Steroids be making them chickens like Mark McGwire.
- How about a sandwich?
- Isn't there ingredients they use for floor mats in bread now?
- Soda? Orange Juice?
- Shakes his head
- Looks in the fridge
- You trying to give me mad cow disease?
- Hamburger?
- Salad? Fruit?
- You trying to kill me with pesticides?
- Yogurt?
- Let me see that. Beaver ass! A.k.a. natural flavors. Yuck!
- What the hell you want then?
- Pussy Juice
- All this crap and you don't offer the healthiest thing?
- Pussy Juice
- That's right, Pussy Juice! All natural, all organic, freshly squeezed straight from healthy hot women. You ever eat a pussy so juicy you could drink it? Boom! Now you have it!
- Asian, Mexican, African, African American, Russian, Native American, and more.
- And if you're really thirsty we have the 24 oz 40 oz available. If you really want to party, the 1 liter does wonders
- So, throw out all that yucky stuff you can't eat cause the corporations want to poison you.
- Get yourself Pussy Juice now!
- (Spoken Fast)"Pussy Juice is provided by healthy international women tested by professionals to provide a safe consuming product brought to you by Hipsterveganideas"
- Ah!
- Pussy Juice
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