AOOU This Grudge Has Legs
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- The Adventures ofOldi-One Unomi
- This Grudge Has Legs
- Meanwhile, on the planetTar-Tarraw, at the Indigent People’s National Union headquarters, in the seaside port city of Ahpahtee, Oldi-One meets an old foe.
- by D.J. Stamper
- “Squire One, you still live? I hardly recognized you, and yet I couldn’t help but notice that your right leg has yet to grow back since last we met. You may have grown too old and feeble to remember that I fed it to your dogs after cutting it clean off mid-thigh!”
- “So, we meet again, Oldi-One. You’re looking quite aged and frail. Can I get you anything? A cane, perhaps?Or a respirator?”
- “I still have a second one, if you’re feeling up to the task, Oldi-One! But I warn you now! I plan to cut off YOUR leg first, strap it to MY leg and then kick your . . .
- “WHAT! No! Just two legs! How dare you! That is the worst insult one can endure!”
- “So, you’ll have three legs?”
- “Oh, that’s right, Squire One, because I cut the other one off and fed it to your dogs!
- The battle ensues! Stick swords threating potential eye injury spring into action! Who might win this senseless battle to the death . . . or beyond!?!
- “Alright, force boy!It’s go time!”
- Hey, kids!Looks like good ol' Oldi-One Unomi and Squire One are at it again! I guess Squire One never did forgive Oldi-One for taking his leg . . . and for feeding said leg to his own dogs. Dang! That's personal!Ah, well. It's just as the old saying goes. You can cut off an evil monk's leg and feed it to his dogs, but you can make him a western omelette. Okay, so now I'm hungry.Thanks for joining us on this adventure. We'll see you all in the next exciting episode of The Adventures of Oldi-One Unomi!
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