Creation Myth

In the time before time, there was only The Eternal Dog, Woofus the Infinite—a colossal golden retriever, as vast as the universe itself, floating peacefully through the endless void. His fur glowed with the colors of a thousand sunsets, and his eyes twinkled with the light of a billion unborn stars. He wandered through the silent nothingness, with only a desire for companionship But there was nothing. Just endless emptiness.

One day, bored of the silence, Woofus let out a single bark. The sound was so powerful that it tore through the empty void, creating ripples of energy that spread far and wide. As the echoes of his bark traveled, they gave birth to the first matter. Stars ignited in the sky, galaxies spiraled into existence, and planets formed The universe came alive

Woofus, satisfied with the universe he had created, realized it needed beings to enjoy it. So, he chased his own tail, spinning through the cosmos like a comet. Sparks flew from his fur, and from these sparks, the first dogs were born. Each dog was a reflection of Woofus. They began to explore the newly formed galaxies, but something still felt incomplete.

In the time before time, there was only The Eternal Dog, Woofus the Infinite—a colossal golden retriever, as vast as the universe itself, floating peacefully through the endless void. His fur glowed with the colors of a thousand sunsets, and his eyes twinkled with the light of a billion unborn stars. He wandered through the silent nothingness, with only a desire for companionship But there was nothing. Just endless emptiness.

One day, bored of the silence, Woofus let out a single bark. The sound was so powerful that it tore through the empty void, creating ripples of energy that spread far and wide. As the echoes of his bark traveled, they gave birth to the first matter. Stars ignited in the sky, galaxies spiraled into existence, and planets formed The universe came alive

Woofus, satisfied with the universe he had created, realized it needed beings to enjoy it. So, he chased his own tail, spinning through the cosmos like a comet. Sparks flew from his fur, and from these sparks, the first dogs were born. Each dog was a reflection of Woofus. They began to explore the newly formed galaxies, but something still felt incomplete.

In the time before time, there was only The Eternal Dog, Woofus the Infinite—a colossal golden retriever, as vast as the universe itself, floating peacefully through the endless void. His fur glowed with the colors of a thousand sunsets, and his eyes twinkled with the light of a billion unborn stars. He wandered through the silent nothingness, with only a desire for companionship But there was nothing. Just endless emptiness.

One day, bored of the silence, Woofus let out a single bark. The sound was so powerful that it tore through the empty void, creating ripples of energy that spread far and wide. As the echoes of his bark traveled, they gave birth to the first matter. Stars ignited in the sky, galaxies spiraled into existence, and planets formed The universe came alive

Woofus, satisfied with the universe he had created, realized it needed beings to enjoy it. So, he chased his own tail, spinning through the cosmos like a comet. Sparks flew from his fur, and from these sparks, the first dogs were born. Each dog was a reflection of Woofus. They began to explore the newly formed galaxies, but something still felt incomplete.