I am having such a great day. Nothing could go wrong today.
I didn't steal your chocolate. Please don't hurt me.
You stole my chocolate. Give it here mate or I'll get my gang on you. You little nerd!
Alright, I have got footage of it on my phone, but I'm not going to show you because phones are only for big boys and not little kids like you.
I promise you on my life, I didn't steal the chocolate.
What are you doing Joseph? Please don't tell me you're bullying a Year 7 again.
Yes Miss, he is bullying me. He was threatening to bash me and called me a nerd just because I apparently stole his chocolate, even though I didn't!
But Miss, but, but, Miss, I can explain. He stole my chocolate.
But Joseph, the chocolate bar is right there on the ground. Shame on you! You blamed a harmless Year 7 who did not steal your chocolate. I am sending you to the principal.
It's alright. We all make mistakes. I just don't understand why you had to say that to me.
Oh, there is the chocolate bar. Sorry mate, I didn't see it there. Next time something like this happens I will make sure I think about what I will say and do.
Joseph, you will still get sent to the principal, but I will make sure he doesn't get too angry at you, because it looks like you have resolved this problem like gentlemen.
It's alright. Thanks for saying sorry and giving me the chocolate.
Sorry mate, you can have some of my chocolate, because I was mean to you. I will look out for you for the rest of the year.