According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three kinds of cheese, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms, and meatballs on a thick crust.
My usual? Do you know me?
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Lloyds Pharmacy, 4 months ago.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
I bought more from another Pharmacy!
I paid in cash.
I have other sources of cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
That doesn't show on your credit card statement.
That doesn't show on your latest tax returns unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.