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- 60
- On today's episode of 60 minutes...
- Welcome back to 60 minutes! I'm your very out-of-date host, the roman emperor Caligula, and today we're going to be solving this mystery together: What is the most out of date object we can find in this fantastic town of Helsinki?
- To start, I'm here interviewing this busboy from the local restaurant. As you can see, he's wearing a pair of very unfashionable, out-of-date converse high-tops. I mean, come on, who even wears those anymore? I haven't seen them since 6th grade. As you can tell from his hipsterish attire, he's clearly a devout libertarian.
- Here in our restaurant, we have only the most out-of-date objects imaginable. In the pile of magazines on this table, you will notice a 1974 edition of National Geographic magazine. That's pretty damn old. Our restaurant's website hasn't been updated in over three years. It doesn't work at ALL.
- But are these really the most out-of-date objects in Helsinki? The mystery unfolds here on 60 minutes. Next we'll speak with this extra from the film Birth Of a Nation, a VERY outdated movie that has aged like milk since its release over 100 years ago.
- Following my not-so-humble beginnings starring in that terrible movie, I've opened a museum that stores only the most out-of-date artefacts. On the table here, you'll see an antique tea set made over 700 years ago in London, specifically for children to use. On the back wall, you'll see an almost-exact replica of Michaelangelo's David. I might try to sell it on the black market some day.
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