Leucippus is mine. We are presenting to you, as the founders of the ancient atomic theory, our theory!!
People don't call me the laughing philosopher for no reason, I need you to smile when presenting. Also, I need you to lose that nasally voice.
Ugh, Fine!! We've thought that things are made of little indivisible particles of stuff that make up everything called "atoms".
We did this through cutting cheese until we couldn't cut no more.
*Ha Ha* *Look at those old "Farts"*
My God are you a bad presenter. DO you hear those snickers? No wonder Aristotle doesn't like our theory. Your not doing it justice.
Actually, Aristotle is just jealous that our theory doesn't have teleology or the fact that our theory explains cause rather than purpose.
I'm sorry for my teacher's ranting. He does that sometimes.
1808
Hmm... Scientists have found elements, but I will discover how compounds work. Perhaps they are simply balls that stick together. Oh! By the way... I'm John Dalton.
Maybe elements are perfect balls that just stick together and don't have charges at all. They somehow arrange themselves into compounds, I dunno.
You Heretic!! The Earth is the centre of everything. Oh wait... you aren't Galileo, but you theory is a depraved one. You can explain chemical reactions, but what about Static electricity? Muahahahahaha!!