I am already so, so powerful...My best friend CO2, even though she's more infamous, I am so much more powerful, my global warming potential 28-34 times of hers. And I will then become the first to bring destruction to the world with my magic powers!!
HAHAAHHA! I am Methania, princess of the land of rot and decomposition. Aside from my decomposition magic and my army of microbes, ignorant humans help me foster my strength everyday by burning all kinds of fossil fuels...