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HAHAAHHA! I am Methania, princess of the land of rot and decomposition. Aside from my decomposition magic and my army of microbes, ignorant humans help me foster my strength everyday by burning all kinds of fossil fuels...

I am already so, so powerful...My best friend CO2, even though she's more infamous, I am so much more powerful, my global warming potential 28-34 times of hers. And I will then become the first to bring destruction to the world with my magic powers!!

I feed all my power to Ozone, the king of global warming. Together we have caused over 1 million premature deaths every year. We have disrupted and weather, destroyed ecosystems, and put the health and wellbeing of the human race in immediate danger...but they haven't noticed yet. I will be the destruction of mankind!

_{Yes Child, my best servant. You have done well. As my power strengthens, man will weaken. Some already feel my wrath: I have made sure to trigger trigger a variety of health problems including chest pain, coughing, throat irritation, and congestion. It can worsen bronchitis, emphysema, and asthma. In no time, our power will lead to a global pandemic and they will all bow beneath our feet! HAHAHAHAHAH!}

HAHAAHHA! I am Methania, princess of the land of rot and decomposition. Aside from my decomposition magic and my army of microbes, ignorant humans help me foster my strength everyday by burning all kinds of fossil fuels...

I am already so, so powerful...My best friend CO2, even though she's more infamous, I am so much more powerful, my global warming potential 28-34 times of hers. And I will then become the first to bring destruction to the world with my magic powers!!

I feed all my power to Ozone, the king of global warming. Together we have caused over 1 million premature deaths every year. We have disrupted and weather, destroyed ecosystems, and put the health and wellbeing of the human race in immediate danger...but they haven't noticed yet. I will be the destruction of mankind!

_{Yes Child, my best servant. You have done well. As my power strengthens, man will weaken. Some already feel my wrath: I have made sure to trigger trigger a variety of health problems including chest pain, coughing, throat irritation, and congestion. It can worsen bronchitis, emphysema, and asthma. In no time, our power will lead to a global pandemic and they will all bow beneath our feet! HAHAHAHAHAH!}

HAHAAHHA! I am Methania, princess of the land of rot and decomposition. Aside from my decomposition magic and my army of microbes, ignorant humans help me foster my strength everyday by burning all kinds of fossil fuels...

I am already so, so powerful...My best friend CO2, even though she's more infamous, I am so much more powerful, my global warming potential 28-34 times of hers. And I will then become the first to bring destruction to the world with my magic powers!!

I feed all my power to Ozone, the king of global warming. Together we have caused over 1 million premature deaths every year. We have disrupted and weather, destroyed ecosystems, and put the health and wellbeing of the human race in immediate danger...but they haven't noticed yet. I will be the destruction of mankind!

_{Yes Child, my best servant. You have done well. As my power strengthens, man will weaken. Some already feel my wrath: I have made sure to trigger trigger a variety of health problems including chest pain, coughing, throat irritation, and congestion. It can worsen bronchitis, emphysema, and asthma. In no time, our power will lead to a global pandemic and they will all bow beneath our feet! HAHAHAHAHAH!}