Rachel and Luke fall madly in love over the coming months, going on beautiful dates and getting to know each other deeply
Something happened which changes the very fabric of their lives forever...
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On a seemingly normal walk in Duffryn, Rach comes across an old potato on the ground
Life goes by, and everything is moving as it should be, but something is happening with Rach...
A miracle happened
Take a bite of me and you will have powers beyond your imagination... She takes a bite
She picks up the potato and it speaks to her...
I am Professor Potato and I will bring the world to Justice
Pugh House
She walks into the distance with her new found powers, with vengeance in her heart, and potatoes on her mind
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Okay... Do you feel like that now?
No, I'm just a bit shaken
What the hell...
ARE YOU OKAY JAKE?!
Are you okay?
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What happened?
Zzzzzz...
Your eyes went red when the potatoes hit the ground, then you just fell to sleep! So I put you in bed. I think we need to figure out what is going on.
OMG!
Rach harnesses her potato powers with time, and starts to build up confidence with her "tater control"
I will use it for good
I shot a potato out of my hand! I think eating that potato changed me... It was overwhelming at first, but I will learn how to control it
Rach and Luke took a scenic stroll one day, when they heard...
MEOW!!
There's a cat stuck in the tree!
Don't worry! I've got this!
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MEOW!!
OMG! You saved the kitty! You're a hero!
I can never leave a pussy in jeopardy
In the coming weeks, Rach carries on helping others with her new found potato powers. Her actions get her noticed and she ends up opening up an organisation to help others
Greggs
Punchy Potato
Nandos
Great, that's what we're here to sort out, what's up?
Welcome to Punchy Potato. What can I help you with?
I don't like the way he is talking, and I thought you would want to know about him just incase he does something... He doesn't know I'm here and I'm scared he will find out
My name is Sha-naynay and I have a problem...
A person I know says he is your nemesis... He had a house fly infestation, and now he seems to think he can control flies
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I need to talk to him...
His information is here
I appreciate that, where can I find him?
Be careful...
I am Tom Jones, I have been expecting you....
Oh my fuck!!!
Here we go...
How did he know... He's deffo a nonce
Flies! Attack!
There's no place for your potato powers here... Me and Tom are going to take over the world with what we can do
Sha-naynay! How could you... You... You came to me for help
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Till we meet again, Rachel...
Rach has to go back to her office and rethink what to do...
Hey Bae, I need you... Can you come into my office?
Luke comes into Rach's office, and they sit down to talk about what has happened, and what to do next
Greggs
Punchy Potato
Nandos
I'm on my way
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Rach and Luke spend a while tracking Tom and Sha-naynay down, but they end up finding them...
...So yeah, I don't know what to do
Luke: They must be here.Rach: Yep, you go in, I'll text you.
Right, let's find this bloke and hit him where it hurts... In his stinky balls! Let's go!
Luke goes into the church, while Rach goes round the back and attempts to surprise them from behind
They in there Luke?
They in there Luke?
They in there Luke?
The fuck is this?
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Fuck it! Let's go!
I'm going to invite him back...
I have an idea...
Luke, thank god. I swear I had a crazy dream where a potato spoke to me
WTF?
That sounds mental Rach, but you seem really upset about it. Jake is taking care of Ren, so let's sit down and talk about it
I felt forced to bite a potato on the floor, then all i saw was red... I wasn't myself
The fridge just swung open and loads of potatoes dropped out!
It's haunting me...
No
Thank you
Fucking flies! I need to get outta here!
Yep, I'm ready
Yep, I'm ready
We'll hit him in his stinky balls
Zippity Bippity Bop! Let Punchy Potato be fucked!