Bill and Ted's World History Timeline by Nathan Clough
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- Bill and Ted - Present Day
- We have to bring back a lot more people from history this time.
- Good thing Rufus got us this time travelling bus.
- Confucius - 551-479 BC
- Roads were made for journeys, not destinations.
- Come on Confucius! It's time to hit the road.
- Siddhartha - 483-400 BC
- Those who cling to perceptions and views wander the world offending people.
- No offense, but we need you on the bus now.
- Bill S. Preston, Esquire and Ted "Theodore" Logan have transferred to Northview High School and must give one more history presentation to get their diplomas.
- Plato - 428-348 BC
- You are the two who kidnapped my teacher, Socrates.
- Confucius was a Chinese Philosopher whose teachings influenced East Asian culture and society.
- Alexander the Great - 356-323 BC
- Is there room for my horse on that bus?
- Siddhartha Gautama, also known as the Buddha, was a religious leader and teacher from Ancient India who founded Buddhism.
- Terracotta Soldiers - 210-209 BC
- These stoners won't work for our presentation. They can't speak.
- Plato was a Greek philosopher during the Classical Period. He was taught by Socrates.
- We will take you to him dude.
- Alexander the Great was a great military general in Ancient Greece who became King of Macedonia.
- The Terracotta Soldiers were buried with Qin Shi Huang who was the first Emperor of China.
- Julius Caesar - 100-44 BC
- Veni, vidi, vici.
- Not sure who those guys are, but we don't have room for them.
- Constantine - 272-337 AD
- Hop on the bus Pop. We are heading to Constantinople and later Timbuktu.
- Theodora - 490-548 AD
- Finally, a powerful woman for our presentation.
- There are way too many dudes on the bus.
- Julius Caesar was a Roman general and statesman who was a member of the First Triumvirate.
- Muhammad - 570-632 AD
- Constantine was a Roman Emperor who professed Christianity and later became the first Emperor of Byzantine.
- Charles Martel - 688-741 AD
- Please store your hammer before entering the bus.
- Theodora was a powerful woman who was married to Justinian, the Emperor of Byzantine. She later became Empress and ruler of Byzantine.
- Charlemagne - 747-814 AD
- Quite goofing around Bill. We need to hurry up and get back to Northview.
- Muhammad was a prophet and founder of Islam. After hearing revelations from Allah, he spread the Muslim religion and unified Arabia.
- When you are done talking with Allah, can you come down and get on the bus.
- Charles Martel was the leader of the Frankish army who turned backed Muslim invasions in Europe during the Battle of Tours in 732 AD. He was known as The Hammer
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- Charlemagne was a Frankish king who united Europe under the Holy Roman Empire.
- Pope Gregory VII - 1020-1085
- He won't leave without his Pope hat.
- Richard the Lionhearted - 1157-1199
- The old armor still fits. I am ready to fight in the next Crusade.
- Genghis Khan - 1158-1227
- Where is Bob Genghis Khan?
- I think we left him back at the San Dimas Mall.
- Pope Gregory VII was head of the Catholic Church and ruler of the Papal States who got into a dispute with the Holy Roman Emperor Henry IV over his use of Papal power.
- Sundiata Keita - 1190-1255
- Also known as Richard I, King of England, he was a Medieval King who was a knight during the Third Crusade.
- Marco Polo - 1254-1324
- Genghis Khan founded the first Mongol Empire which became the largest empire in history. The Chinese built the Great Wall to keep him out.
- Zheng He - 1371-1433
- He doesn't look like Simba.
- Known as the Lion King, Sundiata Keita was the first ruler of the Malian Empire which was the largest in West Africa.
- Marco Polo was a Venetian merchant and explorer who travelled through Asia along the Silk Road.
- Marco!
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- Polo!
- Zheng He was a Chinese explorer who commanded the Chinese Armada, the largest and most advanced fleet in the world for the Ming Dynasty.
- When you are finished parking your armada, we need you to get on the bus.
- Johannes Gutenberg - 1400-1468
- Can you print out a copy of our presentation dude?
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- Renaissance Artists - 1452-1564
- I call dibs on painting the blank wall behind us.
- They don't look like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- Machiavelli - 1469-1527
- Bring your book. You can read it to our classmates for extra credit.
- Johannes Gutenberg was a German inventor, printer, and publisher who invented the printing press.
- Ferdinand Magellan - 1480-1521
- Leonardo (Mona Lisa), Michelangelo (Statue of David), Raphael (Madonnas), and Donatello (Penitent Magdalene) were famous artists during the Renaissance Period.
- Martin Luther - 1483-1546
- Machiavelli was an Italian diplomat, author, and philosopher who wrote the political book The Prince.
- Henry VIII - 1491-1547
- I have almost made it around the world.
- Can you dock at the next port? We need you to come with us.
- When you are done hanging that sign, please get on the bus.
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- I'm Henry the eighth I am. Henry the eighth I am, I am!
- That dude has had six wives.
- Ferdinand Magellan was a Portuguese explorer who tried to sail around the world for Spain.
- Queen Elizabeth I - 1533-1603
- They call her The Virgin Queen.
- Martin Luther was a German professor of theology and priest who helped birth the Protestant Reformation.
- Sir Isaac Newton - 1643-1727
- Sir Dude, watch out for that falling apple!
- Henry VIII was King of England who separated from the Roman Catholic Church and was declared the head of the Church of England.
- World History Timeline Presentation Day
- Let's get everyone in the school quickly. Our presentation is about to start.
- Elizabeth I was the daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn and became Queen of England in 1558.
- Sir Isaac Newton was an English mathematician, physicist, and astronomer who derived the three laws of motion and the theory of gravity.
- Bill and Ted received a 100 on their world history timeline presentation.
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