Twisted
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- Could we go to Tennessee instead Florida this year, Son? I'd like to visit some of my... connections
- Purrr.. purrrrr
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- Take a look at this. Apparently there's a criminal on the run who escaped from prison. Headed towards Florida. They call them The Dissenter. Hearing what they did to people on News, I wouldn't take my family anywhere near 'em. I'd pray if I were you.
- Fine. Ignore me. I'llgo talk to your little illegal immigrant of a wife.
- purrrrrrr...
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- The kids have been to Florida already. Why do'nt we take them somewhere else for a change? *Ahem* Tennessee?
- ...
- If you don't wanna come, why don'chu stay home?
- And what would you do if this criminal got you both?
- She wouldn't stay home for a million dollars, not even to be the queen! She's afraid she'd miss something. We all know she's as nosey as they come.
- I'd SMACK their face!
- Just for that, I won't curl your hair anymore.
- Will you still curl the rest of them? Doesn't matter anyways. My hairs are naturally curly.
- May 11 - 2020
- I should bring Georgi. This cat would miss me too much!
- Look at me all dolled up like I'm goin' to church! Even if I was found dead on the side of the highway they'd know I was a lady.
- A M
- *Mlelm*
- The following morning the family packed up to start on the road to Florida...
- And so it begins...
- The speed limit is 55! Be careful! Cops like to hid out around these corners!
- 1 hour later...
- The Georgia countryside. Something I haven't seen inna while since being stuck indoors.
- Z... Z.... Z.....
- Hey! get a loadda that little black boy! Ahahaa!
- If I could paint, I'd paint that scene. And you need to have more respect for your home! If I were a little boy again, I'd be happy to live inna place like Georgia!
- When are we gonna get outta this lousy state...
- He probably doesn't have any. They don't have things like we do.
- He wasn't wearing a shirt...
- Pass that baby back here. I want to getta good look at 'em
- Now what kinda girl in her right mind would chose to have a baby like you. How could God let this happen.
- This is the family burying ground of an old plantation that used to be here.
- Gone With the Wind I 'spose...
- Well where is it now?
- The kids started to fight over a game they were playing.
- If you two could keep quiet I'll tell y'all a story!
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- I used to date a man. He was very good looking and quite the gentleman. He would bring me little gifts of jewelry with his initials carved in them, R.O.B. One day, he brought me a gift and I wasn't home. He left it on the porch and a little nigger boy came and took it! I didn't think he knew how to read, but apparently he knew what ROB meant! Lord knows I had to restrain myelf from teachin' that little gremlin a lesson!
- Wish I would've married that man when I hade the chance. He bought Coca-Cola stock when it first came out and he died only a few years ago... Jesus bless his rich soul.
- ROB
- Food stop. Location: Red Sam's BBQ
- Hey y'all!
- ~The Bow~Red Sam's Famous BBQ
- This song always makes me want to dance! Would care for a dance, Son?
- ...
- *Puppy dreams*
- Hey! Let's play some REAL music I can dance to! Speed it up!
- Ain't she the cutest?!
- I wouldn't live inna broken down place like this with people like you for a million bucks!
- Hey. Would you like to come be my little girl?
- Ain't she the cutest...
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